How to make a REAL hot dog
Step 1) Purchase hot dogs and hot dog buns. Brand isn't important, but for an authentic hot dog experience, I recommend ballpark franks
Step 2) Procure a microwave. I recommend Wal mart or Ebay. Grilling your hot dogs is not allowed.
Step 3) Remove the packaging from the hot dogs. I recommend using a butter knife and cutting away from your finger.
Step 4) Remove 2 hot dogs from the packages. 2 hot dogs is the only number that can be consumed at once. One is for wimps and three is for fatties.
Step 5) Put 1 minute on the microwave.
Step 6) Put the hot dogs in the microwave. Wait 35 seconds. Put the buns in with the hot dogs and turn the microwave back on. Wait 20 seconds. Remove
Step 7) Put ketchup on the hot dogs. Other condiments are not necessary nor are they permitted.
Step 8) Enjoy the supreme happiness that comes along with knowing you just made and ate the world's best hot dog recipe
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