WTF? of the week

New Mexican group claims "allergy" to wi fi signals.

Complete and utter ridiculousness all around:

The Santa Fe city attorney is checking to see if the Wi-Fi signals could be considered a form of discrimination

A plea to my readers

Please, oh please, won't somebody else become a fan of Arrested Development. I need another fan to talk about it with, dammit!.

Funny WoW related video

Made of pure awesome

An Olive Branch

The grapevine tells me that a truce is desired, and I am a fair man, so forgiveness I shall grant upon the following condition being fulfilled: One (1) voicemail message left on my cell phone singing the entire song Please Forgive Me by Bryan Adams. Lyrics can be found here. If the message cuts off early due to maximum length of voicemail, that will be acceptable as well. I look forward to putting this behind us.

Immaturity

Word of the day: Immaturity : The state of being immature. Example: Being too chickenshit to tell people when you aren't able to make a meeting because you're afraid you'll make them mad. Bonus points if the people you blew off without telling had to make significant efforts to get the meeting ready. Extra bonus points if those people's parents also had to make signifcant efforts to prepare the meeting. Super mega dickweed points if you had the audacity to bitch about it in your blog afterwards, completely missing the obvious point of why the people you blew off were angry and instead making an incredibly lame straw man argument. One extra point if you just had to look audacity up in the dictionary.

2 week Doctor boycott

2 weeks starting at 7:00 PM CST for multiple infractions of uncoolness. Also, I will not be visiting him before I leave the state.