Wednesday, February 25, 2009

WRONG!

Today as I was in line waiting to be checked out at the grocery store, I decided that instead of my normal 10 minutes of spacing out, I would occupy my time by actually looking at the magazines in the aisle. I almost never pay any attention to any magazine. I could probably name off every non-men's magazine I've ever read from memory. I'm vaguely aware of them, as I see them at friends' houses and my parent's house, but I've never stopped to evaluate them seriously.

Looking at the display of dozens or so magazines, I was struck by how little truth there was to anything in them. The bits of truth haphazardly stuck here and were invariably completely worthless truths, like a celebrity break up. Every week I walk past this collection of falsehoods without a second thought, but today I reflected on the impact they have. These are very popular magazines that many people take seriously. Whether it is about rocky times in a celebrity's love life or 150 new sex positions to try out, people will eat it up. It's packaged as information, when it is anything but. These abuses from supermarket tabloids are worrisome, but much more concerning are when more credible magazines publish crap.

A recent times article discusses the "a growing body of scientific evidence [that] suggests that faith may indeed bring us health." Of course, they give a line or two later in the article mentioning the skeptical arguments that tear it another three or four assholes, then they ignore those arguments for the remainder of the article. How about how every finding discussed in the article is perfectly described by the placebo effect?

That's undeniably true — up to a point. But it's also true that our brains and bodies contain an awful lot of spiritual wiring. Even if there's a scientific explanation for every strand of it, that doesn't mean we can't put it to powerful use


Hint:We -don't- have wiring specifically designed for spiritual thoughts. Certain things HAPPEN when people have "spiritual" experiences, but there's nothing that indicates that spirituality is any way hardwired into the brain. It is entirely possible (and in my opinion, likely) that spiritual thinking is simply a byproduct of some combination of actual positive survival traits.

Also, what parts of my body have spiritual wiring? Is it my knees because they allow me to kneel before God? Or perhaps it's my perfectly symmetric hands that permit the most wonderful union for directing my prayers to the heavens. Maybe it's the human ass that he gifted us with. With His infinite wisdom he undoubtedly knew that it would be useful for 21st century magazine journalists with no substantial news to write to pull an article from.

One last closing quote:
But he has also found that those people who give help fare even better than those who receive it — a pillar of religious belief if ever there was one

Hint: Helping other people isn't a pillar of religious belief, it's a pillar of not being a selfish prick. Pillars of religious beliefs are things like wearing funny clothes, participating in bizarre rituals, and getting really mad when people believe in other gods.

Monday, February 09, 2009

JD Facts - The 24th Anniversary Edition

Facts about myself that you may or may not know:

- I started playing tennis in order to try to enjoy something that I wasn't naturally good at.
- The only sports events I have ever enjoyed watching are Men's tennis and ISU Men's basketball.
- I have "invested" at least 3000 hours of my life into this stupid game. This is a very conservative estimate.
- I pretend to like Howie Day ironically, but I actually like it for reals, yo.
- I always thought scientists were cool as a kid, but I never knew it was a career option. I always thought that you had to be like 60 years old in order to do it.
- I've always wanted to do stand-up comedy.
- Taking the ITBS (standardized test) in first grade, I bubbled in the wrong area for one of the sections so when the results came back I was ranked in the 3rd percentile or so.
- My collection of Star Trek books numbers over 100. And I have read them all. More than three times each.
- I started watching Star Trek when I was in middle school because I thought Jadzia Dax was hot. And I liked science fiction.
- Large crowds make my head buzz and make it impossible to focus on anything. Okay, that's not really a secret.
- I enjoy the movie Mean Girls. It's not my favorite movie or anything, but I think it's pretty funny.
- I had a security pillow that I slept with and even carried with me in the house until I was 18. I got rid of it before I left for college because I didn't want my roommate to think less of me. It was really hard going to sleep after that for a while. Its name was Ba (pronounced bah).
- My favorite book of all time is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I have lent out this book to three people at various times and none of them read it.
- I have a one track mind. It is nearly impossible for me to focus on more than one task at a time. It's great for doing homework, horrible for balancing anything else in real life.
- My greatest fear is having to talk to strangers. My second greatest fear is large insects/bugs/spiders. My third is aliens.
- I know how to properly use affect and effect.
- My biggest pet peeve is when people talk down to me. It happens more than you think.
- Brunettes > Blondes.
- Arrested Development, Seinfeld, and Scrubs are the three greatest TV sitcoms ever created.
- In high school I deliberately trained myself to do a single eyebrow raise. It took several weeks to develop the proper muscles.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

My birthday

For those of you in the know, my birthday is traditionally celebrated on the 14th of February. However, due to circumstances beyond my control, I will be out of the country for that day. So I am officially moving my birthday from the 14th to the 12th for this year only. Do not let this confuse you - my birthday is still February 14th, but this year only we will move the celebration of it to the 12th.