JD FAQ

Today I want to address a question that is most certainly in the minds of almost everyone that's known me, but none have had the courage to ask.

"JD, I know you're pretty damned white trash, but just how white trash are you?"

Well, allow me to answer that with a picture. Since it's getting cold out, I had to bring my plant inside, and Elly ate the crap out of it. It is in critical condition, and the only way to save it was it fashion a harness to hang the plant from the ceiling. Enjoy.

Facebook

Because of my concern for Facebook's continual lack of care for privacy matters, I deleted most of my profile today. I plan on keeping up my minimal profile. Since I think that my "about myself" part was pretty legendary, I will post it here so it will not be lost forever.

Lover of ninjas, ugly people, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, hot dogs, The Big Show, Mario tennis, Final Fantasy, playing catch with N*** S******, beating N*** S****** at swimming contests, winning in general, being offensive for the sake of being offensive, bitches and hoes, my massive biceps, dividing by zero, C&C:RA, gammas and lambdas, the first 104 digits of pi, spoony bards, Horadric Cubes, popes, easy mac, oil drop experiments, GIR, apple juice, immature sexual innuendos, cheap fat jokes, flying spaghetti monsters, wave-particle duality, tennis, Maria Sharapova, metal slimes, Il san, hamburger helper, Vogons, Festivus, diet caffeine free mountain dew, getting mail, wtfwjd, Rocko's Modern Life, Fast Food(the game), checking my email, Culver's, Jedi knights, eating too much god damned candy, k-----'s mom, being the juggernaut (bitch), cheetos, getting attacked by bears, blaming TC for breaking it, chicken nugget day, velociraptors, sticking wires in electric sockets, LEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS, giant slingshots, pwning n00bs on the new map Dust for CS, GUH~!, stomptifying the Spanish armada, Harry Potter (even though I've never read the books or watched the movies), being a werewolf, NOT the pokey pokey, telling people that they're being dumb, bananaphones, single top events, losing at tennis, honor duels, Diablo 2, Dr. Elliot Reed, Elly the kitty, and myself.

Hater of human beings, especially you.

Seriously. You stink.

I was also Mr. July in the Physics Studs of 2007 calendar.

My future wife

I'd hit it

My triumphant return

Hey everyone,
I know it's been forever since I posted on here, and I apologize. So I'll sum up the bits and pieces of the past 2 weeks or so that were interesting.

- I've started a new habit. Whenever I make a hot dog, I will pretend that the ketchup bottle is a 40.

- I installed Linux on a 2nd partition on my laptop only to find that I don't know a damned thing about Linux.

- Elly throws up every once in a while. At first I thought it was because she was eating cardboard, but I got rid of my spare boxes and she still does it. Curiously, she always seems to have the same volume of vomit everytime, so I suspect she might have an eating disorder.

- I took a test in Quantum Mechanics on Monday. It was so difficult it had me contemplating quantum suicide. Quantum suicide for those of you who aren't familiar with the concept and appreciate a bad pun.

- My parents are visiting on Saturday. Note, much like my tenure at ISU, it wasn't until they had a daughter/granddaughter living in the city that they started visiting. Is granddaughter spelled with one d or two?

- BennyTee is going to Wisconsin next week, but doesn't have the decency to make the extra 6 hour drive to come see me. Player-hate on him next time you see him.

- The bus right before class was full today, so it skipped over my stop, so I missed my first class. Wth is up with that?

- I cleaned up my apartment yesterday. Anyone that knows me understands why this is reportable news.

- Elly has trained me to play fetch with her. I've never heard of a cat that likes to play fetch, but Elly will play it for a good 10-15 minutes before she gets bored of it.

- Also, Elly has terrible breath. Are there any kitty breath mints I can buy or something?

I think that's pretty much it. I will make a better effort to keep my lovely readers updated regularly. As for my uggo readers, you're on your own.

RE:TC's "Living Longer ..."

Seeing all of those things that I'm not doing that would make my life better sure makes me depressed.

But on the bright side, I'm ahead of everyone else. In other news, I am awesome at everything.

2-You all need to stop being depressed

Yo TC, I think you missed your calling as a psychologist

This is why YouTube was invented

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01USG9xpnhE

The best part comes at 2:30