Does the internet count as a friend?

Yahoo answers

Thanks to failblog, I recently came across a yahoo answers post asking one of the most interesting questions ever.

What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

The question alone is hilarious, but one of the answers made it all the better.

Strange but.............I just gave my dogs a stuffed animal there size, and the started humping it, then i taught them to go under the bed when they do it

An important holiday

Guys, I don't like to preach much, but I just felt I should remind you what an important day tomorrow is. Tomorrow commemorates the birth of perhaps the greatest hero of mankind, whose tireless work enlightened the world and changed history. Don't forget the reason for the season.

How to pick up chicks

Step 1: Throw shoes at the president of the US
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Chick!

Post Exam 1 report

6 questions, each question worth 10 points. Test is scored out of 40 (so ~20 pts extra credit available). Obviously two of the questions were significantly more difficult than the rest. I had no clue what to do for them, but the other 4 were very doable and I think I got near full credit.

Final verdict: I'm putting my money on a solid 3.0 in the class.

Now to start studying for tomorrow's exam

I impregnate women from across the room

link

Finally, a music video I can relate to! (NSFW)

Too many songs about sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. We need more songs about day to day life, like this.

Sometimes there just aren't swear words strong enough

When on Friday you double check your final exam times that you thought were on Tuesday and Thursday and discover that they are actually on Monday and Tuesday.

Why I don't get any (Part 2)

Male students in the sciences don't get any.

I could have told you that. Fund my research dammit, not this soft science crap. I will be harder working, given that I won't be distracted by all the sexy-time I won't be having.

Don't vote for this guy!

Well, I'm convinced.

What's your Sinner Ranking?

Simply count the number of labels below that apply to you. (Somebody really like's unnecess'ary apostrophe's.)


I'm a 9. Well, 10 if you consider me an effeminate man (I have been known to lactate on occasion). What are you? I wonder where my loud mouth women readers rank...

Suck it, Microsoft

They're down to less than 90% market share in the OS market, the poor bastards

My previous post

I have been informed that I inadvertently plaigerized the Reading Rainbow at the end of my last post. My deepest apologies to Geordi La Forge.